Miss O’s Diary

  • Starf*cker

    Hello Darlings – In the not so distant past, I wasted a few hours on this celebrity face matching website. Ok, fine, I spent three days and nights. I was convinced that if I uploaded just the right photo with just the right angle, composition, and lighting, I would, at[...]

  • Dear FWHP

    Darlings, Miss O has had her hands full of late, but she recently managed a foray into “public” to report on dangerous wardrobe malfunctions in the French capital. O the humanity! For your enjoyment a Cordially, Miss O triple-header. Dear Fetus Wearing Hot Pants, While I’m certain that everyone on[...]

  • What Are You Waiting For?

    I wrote this piece last year on Thanksgiving, but it is newly relevant for me today. Two years ago I thought I was going to die. It was January 2, 2010. I was on a plane from Paris to Bastia on the northern coast of Corsica. Honey had spent New[...]

  • Dear RF

    Bonjour Darlings, back at “sport” this week and I was reminded of some of the chronic offenders that bother/amuse me while I am suffering on the treadmill. The majority are wardrobe infractions, etiquette infractions, attitude infractions, odor infractions…ok, fine there are a multitude, I dare say, a plethora of scenarios[...]

  • The Germinator

    Hello Beautiful Darlings, I hope you have had a good week being kind to yourself. With the dicey weather we’ve been having on the Continent, nearly everyone has fallen prey to a winter cold. The last few days have found me lying on the couch in a pile of Kleenex…I[...]